Friday, April 11, 2014

SMALL BOOBS ROCK TOO...WINK...

This article is to let my sisters with small boobs know they are beautiful just they way they are. The funny thing is that I am one person who loves everything in moderation but growing up you must have heard the saying that bigger is better. This most times is not just a saying but a belief. I've come across a few men who believe that a woman with bigger breast is always better but i beg to differ because wether you are an A-cup or Z-cup, the breasts define femininity in the same way that the the penis define masculinity. So as long as you are a woman and have two balls on your chest, the good news it that your small chest rocks.

I'm sure as a teenager you tried the Padded bras, stuffing your bra with tissues, the endless rounds of push-ups etc because you heard that the cleavage is a one-way ticket to becoming a woman.

When will they get bigger? How old do I look? Does a boob job really hurt that much? Do I look like a little boy?

Maybe you're still asking yourself these questions, but most likely you've come to the realization you're stuck with a tiny set. But thanks to rising obesity, augmentation procedures and the number of women taking birth-control pills, boobs are actually getting larger across the world. The average breast size has grown from 34B to 36C in the last fifteen years.

Did your breast never get bigger? Just because your "enhancement routine" never worked and you're still an A or B cup, there's no reason to feel like the odd woman out. There's a actually a lot to celebrate about and science agrees that your small chest is awesome.

1. You Feel More Pleasure In Bed

Despite the fact that the Girls of The Playboy Mansion may have you believing that your small boobs have a large advantage in the bedroom, researchers have found that large breasts are 24 percent less sensitive than small breasts. So what does that mean for you and your lovely A cups? Your boobs, since they have less fatty tissue, are easier to stimulate during foreplay! More motion, more feeling, more fun.

2. They Make You Look Younger

When you were a teenager, this fact may have been devastating, but now that you're older (and wiser) it's something you can appreciate. Your flat, perky chest is keeping you young, ladies. Since larger breasts sag over time, it's a signal that a woman is older. Aging? Ha, not you! Go on, tell the guy at the bar you're five years younger. He may never know.

4. Saggy Boobs? Not For You

Pare we speaking of boob sagging? Well, that's not an issue for you. The jury's still out on whether or not bras prevent or cause drooping. One French study found that wearing bras made boobs sag more, not less. The study suggests that the restrictive material prevents muscle tissue from growing, which can speed up sagging. And since you probably don't even have to be wearing a bra, when science eventually decides what is causing boob-sagging, you'll be able to adjust.

4. Button Down Shirts ... Bring 'Em On!

Do you know how hard it is to keep your ladies from busting out of a button-down shirt at any given moment? The answer is no, no you don't. Because you've never had that problem and never will. You can rock this or this or even that. Advantage.

5. Financially-Secure Men Love You

Who are you attracting with your tiny tatas? Financially-secure men, that's who! According to a study that asked men of different socio-economic statuses which breast size they found more sexually attractive, women with large breasts are luring in the poor fellas. Researchers suggest that women's breast size may act as a "signal of fat reserves, which in turn advertises access to resources". Either way, no gold diggers for you!​

6. Satiated Men Love You

No one likes a hangry person  especially within a potential partner. As a follow-up to the previous study, researchers set out to see whether "food security" played a role in preferences of breast size. They discovered that men whose stomachs were full were more attracted to smaller breasts and hungry men preferred larger breasts. Who wants a cranky guy who forgets to eat anyway? Science has spoken, starving gold-diggers are nothing you have to worry about.

​7. And Sexist Men Don't!

Sure, guys who only like women with big boobs are shallow but science proves they're sexist, too. According to a study which examined the connection between sexism in men and breast size, men who see bigger boobs as more attractive also see the women as "meek and weak." Um, no thanks.

8. You Have Better Posture

Pat yourself on the back. You not only don't experience the back pain many large-breasted women do but you have better posture because your front isn't weighing your body down. A pair of D-cup breasts can weigh between 15 and 23 pounds —ouch! And big breasts cause neck tension and headaches too.

10. You Have Bra Freedom

Cheap bras? Tops with built-in ones? Bandeaus? Lacy ones that offer minimal support? That bright pink polka-dot training bra catch your eye? Get it! In the bra aisle, you have options, many options. Don't want to wear a bra? That's A-Cup OK.

​11. You're In Good Company

Kate Moss, Cameron Diaz, Mila Kunis, Olivia Wilde, Gwyneth Paltrow, the list goes on. You're a member of this fierce committee of hot ladies who are petite on top.

​12. They're Keeping You Healthy

By now you're probably loving your tiny chest, but did you know it can save your life, too? Your tiny chest can help you prevent breast cancer. Dr. Weiss told Cosmopolitan it's easier to detect a lump with smaller breasts in self-exams because there are fewer layers to feel through.

​13. Summertime Is Practically Made For You

Strapless, backless, halters, tube tops (do those still exist?), any freaking bikini top you'd like — take 'em all! The warmer months' signature clothing and activities are all in your favor. Go ahead, ride a bike in a bikini! Jog in your sports bra cosyou only need one! Run into the ocean, Baywatch-style, the girls aren't going anywhere!

5 comments:

  1. I always like seeing past a woman's physical attributes as it's only shallow guys dt dots on dt. But if i have preference in d area of tities , then I'd say as long as they are not too small dt I'd need a microscope 2 see them or too big dt they are like fallen heroes then they R good 2 go!
    *winks*












    *drinks fura da nono

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    1. Hahahahaaha@ microscope to see tru. U re so funny...

      Team slim with perfect balls *wink*

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  2. Small boobs are gr8

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  3. Lol. Queen B darling don't mind EESAH o. Microscope ko? Fallen heroes ni? All breast are beautiful ooo. At least they all serve a purpose biko. Love you two.

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